| If chicks wore wedding rings on their boobs, they'd never have to tell the guy hitting on them that they were married. He would see it right away.
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| Says the vampire cow to his doctor after surgery: "The lumen of my aluminum rumen is full of albumin."
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| When I browse different Xanga sites or watch late night infomercials it always makes me think to myself.... "Man, I wish my biggest problem in life was wanting to lose 5-10 pounds."
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| Rain is good for two things:
Puttin out fires and makin out with girls.
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| Ahem.........
YOU'RE NOT RIGHT!
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