| I loaded frozen dead bodies into a crematorium, did heartworm tests on a dog that looked like an aspca commercial and a dog with only one eye, and loved up on a really sweet mastiff that was scheduled to be euthanized because he had killed another dog. Just one day working in a shelter I got a good idea of just what I have been getting myself into. It broke my heart like it's never been broken before to be a part of what goes on behind the scenes. Most people don't realize what it's like back there. Thankfully, instead of deterring me from what I thought I wanted, it gave me even more of a passion toward my goal. Those animals need me. I have to do everything I can to help them.
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| If chicks wore wedding rings on their boobs, they'd never have to tell the guy hitting on them that they were married. He would see it right away.
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| Says the vampire cow to his doctor after surgery: "The lumen of my aluminum rumen is full of albumin."
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| When I browse different Xanga sites or watch late night infomercials it always makes me think to myself.... "Man, I wish my biggest problem in life was wanting to lose 5-10 pounds."
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| Rain is good for two things:
Puttin out fires and makin out with girls.
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